* DOJ flops in third effort to correctly indict Tish James. Solely two extra and the DOJ will get a free sandwich! (A ham sandwich… clearly)[National Law Journal]
* Winston & Strawn speaking merger with Taylor Wessing. [Law.com International]
* Court docket orders launch of Abrego Garcia with blistering opinion noting, amongst different issues, that the supposed 2019 elimination order that that is all about… by no means existed! [NBC News]
* Lawyer hospitalized after being bodyslammed at courthouse. Don’t these folks notice solely ICE is allowed to arbitrarily beat folks in courthouses? [ABA Journal]
* Trump points govt order banning state AI regulation. Bear in mind when these cared about states’ rights? [CNBC]
* The president additionally pardoned Tina Peters, who was convicted of state crimes rendering the pardon totally ineffective. [The Hill]
* David Lat talks about information facilities from the angle of Biglaw attorneys engaged on the offers and — hopefully — getting paid earlier than the bubble bursts. [Original Jurisdiction]
* “Lawyer serves up ‘council property dinner’ of hen dippers and Sunny D.” Look, it may very well be worse… it might’ve been the purple stuff. [Roll on Friday]
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