Chick-fil-A, the favored quick meals chain that makes a speciality of hen and donating millions to anti-LGBTQ groups, is launching a streaming and leisure app subsequent month and, alongside it, an animated TV present for youths. 2024 continues to suck!
On October 21, Chick-fil-A announced that it might launch its new free leisure app, Chick-fil-A Play, on November 18. The app will embrace scripted “kid-friendly” podcasts, interactive video games, jokes, video recipes, crafting concepts, e-books, and authentic, unique streaming exhibits. Considered one of these exhibits will function the Chick-fil-A cows—stars of the chain’s long-running “Eat Mor Chikin” marketing campaign—and one other is Evergreen Hills.
Here’s the first trailer for Evergreen Hills, which seems to be an animated sequence about children discovering some magical tree, and is based on a series of ads from a few years ago.
When you’re curious, the animated sequence starring cows will doubtless look quite a bit like this brief launched by Chick-fil-A just a few months in the past. I’ll allow you to determine if that’s factor or not. Additionally, simply say the phrases “A Chick-fil-A Authentic Story” just a few instances out loud and actually marinate in how unhealthy this all is.
And now, right here’s a human being making an attempt to persuade you that it’s completely regular and logical {that a} quick meals restaurant that serves hen sandwiches also needs to make TV exhibits for youths. From the press launch:
“Hospitality and enjoyable have at all times been on the core of the Chick-fil-A household expertise, whether or not inside our Eating places and play areas, or by means of our Children Meals,” mentioned Dustin Britt, govt director of name technique. “The Chick-fil-A Play App is a digital extension of that have and one other means we’re reimagining ‘Play’ for our Company, in a singular means by means of leisure that basically encourages time collectively.”
That’s a terrifying quantity of buzzwords and nonsense crammed into one paragraph, however it’s October, so I suppose it’s completely spooky. Anyway, if you wish to watch any of these items or learn books accepted by Chick-fil-A, the app goes reside on Apple and Android on November 18. Take pleasure in?
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